Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shup Up
Christina Aguilera [Explicit Content]
Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shup Up (Original Version)
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you've never heard a white person before
His rhymes are a bore
Punk kid trying a be hard core
Marshall Mathers is back worse than before
Making us snore, whining into the microphone
(Baby crying)
He's the return of the... oh wait
No wait, you're a fool
You didn't pay money for this CD, did you?
And Dr. Dre did (Dre laughs)
Everything you idiot, without Dre speakbacks
You're as good as dead
The world has had enough of Eminem, jiggy jiggy
Even his girlfriends cheating on him, look at him
Walking around, living off Dre
Acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though
The little twerp blasted me on his last CD. Why?
Cause I turned him down for a date hee hee
As for the question of who came first
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim but this is going to hurt
They both came closer then you ever will jerk
Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves
Your kinda lucky 'cause you got more fame then you deserve
That is the message I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoon
You ain't nothing but a product, a package to be bought up
You know, a year from now, you won't be thought of
So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women just like me
That think like me, that all can see
That Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me
You're Slim Shady
Yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up
Please shut up, please shut up
You're Slim Shady
Yes you're the real Shady
You sound like Peter Brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up
Please shut up please shut up
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